christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don’t move your lips. Don’t make a sound.
Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything,
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?
NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.
Now, read this next line with your best crotchety-
old man voice:
“Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?”
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
It sure wasn’t yours!
How do you do that?
Must be magic.”
Bo Burnhams Egghead(via elitheunfathomable)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism